July 2011
1 post
Thank God for Google, right?
A friend of mine had a question recently and being too shy to ask, she googled it… Is this the 21st century? Wow. I guess she has to google everything.
Jul 10th
May 2011
2 posts
math ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage  Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production  Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion  Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime  SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman...
May 25th
Gas Station Talk
Skank: Can you put $20 on pump 1? Thanks!
Clerk 1: Damn, she's in a hurry. She even skipped him (points to old guy in line).
Clerk 2: Yeah, can't she see that I have a customer here. She needs to get in line.
Old Guy: What happened?
Clerk 2: She just handed him (Clerk 1) the money, but she didn't even get in line. She doesn't understand that I have a customer waiting and she needs to get in line.
Old Guy: She probably has a customer waiting too!
May 25th
Breaking Out in Bollywood Dance Sequences
How would life be if the dance sequences we see in Bollywood movies was an everyday thing? It’s amazing how influential popular culture is and how it can affect different cultures. Today in America, most Hollywood movies aren’t like the musicals of Bollywood, which is both a good and bad thing. Good and bad because everyone’s definition of the two is DIFFERENT. I typically...
May 20th
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April 2010
1 post
In Japan. Heart Surgeon. Number one. →
(Forward to 20:47) In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
Apr 6th
May 2009
3 posts
Decisions
We live life emphasizing that the decisions we make lead us to our destination. Although this might be true, we overlook that fact that some decisions we don’t really make…they are made for us. Dan Ariely, a behaviorial economist, gathered some information about somewhat trivial decisions we “make” and how the choices givne to us affect the decisions. Sounds like common...
May 31st
Personality test based on Jung - Myers-Briggs... →
ENTJ. Supposedly we are acheiver, skeptics, and asserters. We account for 2% of the population, and generally appear to be arrogant, insensitve(heartless), and confrontational. So I guess that means we sound like a Kanye West album(insert rimshot here). Bill Gates, Edward Teller, Napoleon, Margaret Thatcher, Golda Meir.
May 29th
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“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are...”
– Marianne Williamson
May 22nd
April 2009
2 posts
I am amazed...
I’ve realized that we’re all spoiled. Some discoveries don’t seem to have that “wow-factor,” sadly because the complexity of it is shadowed only by its pragmatic quality. Many people can easily mention Einstein’s famous theory of relativity, but most of those people have never looked into it in such depth that they could actually tell someone else what it...
Apr 30th
WatchWatch
It’s a shame I don’t see this guy on the national stage. He reminds me a little bit of Dave Chappelle.
Apr 9th